Thursday, 5 July 2012

Down the Stuart: From Darwin to Adelaide (again)


I’ve just checked into the Adelaide YHA for the 4th and FINAL time. Woo hoo! It’s not that I dislike Adelaide, it’s a nice town and all, but I’m a bit tired of it. Four visits is more than enough.

I left you all hanging as I was about to depart Darwin, headed for Kakadu and Litchfield national parks. I did a 3-day 4WD safari trip that started and finished in Darwin. I was picked up nice and early at my accommodation and managed to snag the front seat of the truck, the best seat in the house. Best views and lots of room for all of my crap. The first stop on the trip was Litchfield National Park, which although is not quite as famous as Kakadu, it is equally as lovely. The Litchfield itinerary was a short one, which I found a bit disappointing, but those are the breaks when you sightsee with tours instead of on your own. No control over where you go or how long you stay. Anyway, we made 3 stops in Litchfield. The first one was to check out termite mounds. I started seeing termite mounds during my Perth to Broome trip, and they’re pretty interesting things. The ones in Litchfield are super gigantic though. Here I am standing in front of one, and it goes up even higher than where the picture cuts off (unfortunately the lady I asked to take a photo for me wasn’t a very good photographer…)


Millions of little termites live in there, and the mound is made up of termite poo and spit. It’s pretty hard stuff though – back in the day, the early settlers used to use crushed mounds as cement. The guide knew a lot about the little buggers, and even showed us how the workers do their thing. He poked a small hole in the mound, and then about a minute later, mobs of worker termites emerged to patch up the hole. By the time we were done looking at the mound, the hole was patched.

After gawking at the termites, we went swimming in two spots. One was a pool with a waterfall, and the other was sort of a spa-esque series of rock pools. Some of the pools were amazingly deep, but I stayed sitting with just my feet dangling into one, with the rushing water giving me a nice back massage. We were at each pool for about an hour, and then that was all for Litchfield. A nice visit, but a bit short!

After lunch we drove to Coroborree Billabong for a little wildlife boat cruise. We stopped at a roadhouse along the way that sort of doubled as a mini-zoo. That’s where I met this fellow:


His name is Brutus, and I didn’t use much zoom in taking that picture. Just stuck it through the fence of his enclosure. At one point he started opening his mouth up and then just left it there, which was a bit freaky, but I read later that they do that to regulate their body temperature, not because they want to make sure that you are aware just how big and sharp their teeth are.

The cruise on the billabong was pretty. We saw lots of native birds, but only a few saltwater crocs. Unfortunately it was a windy day, and crocs don’t like wind. It bothers their eyes, so they tend to spend most of their time submerged. We did spot one though, sunning himself just at the water’s edge. We drove the boat right up to him and he didn’t seem to mind.


You can tell by the size of the ladder in the photo that this saltie is just a little guy, but he’s still big enough to kill a grown human. He’d just grab you and drag you under and drown you. Apparently they don’t always eat you right away. Sometimes they’ll make a kill if the opportunity is present, even if they aren’t hungry. They’ll just put you into storage in their underwater meat locker until they are ready to have their meal. Comforting. Here’s a second saltie that we spotted towards the end of the boat ride. I like this photo. It’s creepy.


The second day was spent at Kakadu National Park. We lucked out, in that one of the top attractions of the park, Twin Falls, had just opened. It’s closed every wet season, and they had just finished re-installing the floating bridge and dropping the transfer boats back into the gorge. Getting to Twin Falls from the main road was an adventure unto itself. I somehow got booted from my front seat (a bunch of the German speakers decided to put someone else in it, and since I don’t speak German I couldn’t really argue) and had to sit in the very back, which is the bumpiest part of the bus. The 4WD path to Twin Falls was about 12 miles long, but it took like 40 minutes to drive. Never in my life had I experienced anything like that. It wasn’t even a road really, it was a track. It was a 2-way track, although the width of the whole thing was just enough to fit the truck we were in. Passing involved one of the two vehicles going by to pull off into the bush while the other one went by. We bounced and flew out of our seats, and the bush on either side of the track smashed into the truck the entire way. I actually got a bit of light motion sickness from it. Ever been on the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland, or the Spiderman ride at Islands of Adventure? The cars there are obviously on tracks and the jerk back and forth along the tracks, while you get thrown from side to side. The ride to Twin Falls was kind of like that, only we weren’t on a theme park ride, we were just relying on the driving skills of the tour guide, who had introduced himself to us as Viking. I really enjoyed the first half of the ride, but by the end I was super ready for it to be over. Anyway, here’s a photo of Twin Falls and the gorge that we took a boat ride through to get to the walking track.


It was a beautiful water hole – but no swimming allowed. Brutus has wild cousins who live in the water, and they will not hesitate to store you in their underwater meat locker should you want to go for a quick dip in the gorge…

After Twin Falls we drove back along the path we came through and turned off to visit Jim Jim Falls, another one of Kakadu’s top attractions. It was a great hike in to the water hole; less than a half mile to get to the falls, but the track was challenging and involved climbing over giant boulders in random spots, so the hike in took about an hour. We were able to swim here, although I did not in the end because I was freezing just sitting on the rocks by the water. Why is nearby Twin Falls infested with saltwater crocodiles, but Jim Jim allows swimming? Check out the sign:


Jim Jim is a croc management zone. Basically at the end of every wet season, the park rangers go in and remove any salties who are in the area. Once the high waters of the wet season are gone, it’s not as easy for them to get into the Jim Jim area. There are traps set during the dry (high tourist) season just in case anyone comes moseying in, but as the sign warns, salties are smart. There’s always a chance that someone might sneak into the area undetected… J

One of the highlights of the 3rd day of the trip was visiting the Ubirr area of Kakadu, which is where may examples of Aboriginal artwork can be found. Some of these rock paintings are thousands of years old. I took a bunch of photos, but here’s just one example:


It’s a depiction of a thylacine, also known as a Tasmanian tiger. Extinct nowadays in both Tasmania and mainland Australia, the animal disappeared from Tassie only within the last hundred years. On the continent, however, thylacines started to die out with the introduction of the dingo from Asia, about 4,000 years ago. That means that this picture on the cave wall is at least 4,000 years old. Kinda cool, eh? There are thousands of rock art sights such as Ubirr, but only a precious few are accessible to the public. The rest are either too remote, or are in areas of the park that only the traditional Aboriginal owners are permitted to access.

The end of the Ubirr rock walk was a lookout point, from which you can see 5 different eco-systems at work in Kakadu. Here’s a photo from the top, which gives you an idea as to how mesmerizing the park is.


The last stop on the 3-day tour was back in Darwin, where our guide decided that he liked us enough to take us to his favorite sunset spot in town. I’m personally not a fan of gawking at sunrises and sunsets. I don’t find them all that exciting. Never in my life have I purposely watched one and been awed by it. The sun goes up and down every day. Every. Day. Yeah, sometimes the colors are pretty, but I just don’t get it. Maybe that means I have no soul or something, but you can throw watching sunsets in along with beer, tomatoes, and coffee as things that the rest of the world adores and I could very easily live without. However, that being said, I was highly amused by the location that the guide took us to. It was a beach. A killer beach!


Behold a warning sign, cautioning potential swimmers against not one, but TWO of Australia’s deadliest creatures! The box jellyfish actually holds the crown as being Australia’s most deadliest, and that’s a big honor to hold when you are competing with the likes of saltwater crocs, spiders, snakes, sharks, etc…  The box jellyfish makes the waters of Darwin absolutely un-swimmable for half the year, and you’d have to pray for a lot of luck to survive for the other half. As the rest of the group was gawking at the sunset, I was chatting with the guide about the box jellyfish. He said that it’s not actually the poison in the sting that kills you. Apparently the pain from the sting is just SO intense that 98% of people’s bodies can’t handle it, and the body just shuts down and you die, after a few moments of unimaginable excruciating pain. So yeah. Don’t go swimming around Darwin. If you manage to miss the crocs, then the jellyfish tentacles will finish you off…

I spent the night in Darwin at a hostel that was included with my tour package. I was beyond leery of staying at a hostel in a party town whose name was “Youth Shack,” but despite the horrible crowd and skanky bar downstairs, I thankfully ended up with nice roommates who all went to sleep before I did. However, I did not sleep at all that night. While hot coffee makes me gag, Australian “iced coffee” (coffee flavored milk) is super yummy. I knocked one back 2 hours before bed to give me energy while I re-packed my bag, and then stared at the paint peeling on the ceiling all night long, wondering why I couldn’t fall asleep. My alarm was set for 4:45 am, and I was up at 4, downstairs reading travel brochures in the dark lobby by 4:55 for my 5:30 am bus. Paul’s Iced Coffee is delicious, but do not drink it before bed.

The next leg of travel was a 3-day trip down the Stuart Highway to Alice Springs. It’s considered more of a connector bus than an actual tour, as it basically just runs down the highway to Alice while stopping at anything interesting along the way. It was a big bus, but only 7 people plus the driver. That meant plenty of room for my disgusting amount of stuff, plus I was able to curl up on 2 seats and sleep. The scenery going down through the middle of Australia wasn’t very exciting, but we did stop at a few interesting spots along the way. Spent an afternoon at Katherine Gorge, a morning at a natural hot spring, and visited the famous Devil’s Marbles.  Here I am posing at a lookout over Katherine Gorge:


I thought it was nice, but after all the amazing gorges I’d seen in Western Australia, Katherine didn’t quite have the “wow” factor.

This one is me posing in front of some of the so-called “marbles”:


And here I am after shimmying up in between one that cracked open:


The tour finished up in Alice Springs, familiar territory for me. I saw some familiar faces again, which was very nice. After travelling for near 2 months and being constantly surrounded by strangers, it was nice to go back to people who knew me as more than the weird chick who spend every campfire with her head buried in her journal. It was also nice to not be a backpacker for a bit. The night that I got to Alice we ordered pizza for delivery. The next morning I went to the bank and the post office and the supermarket. Had a real dinner at a pub that night instead of instant noodles. Went to the movies the next day and shoved popcorn in my face, half of which probably ended up on the floor. Normal stuff! Travelling is wonderful and all, but sometimes it’s nice to just go to the bank.

After 2 free days in Alice, I had a 3-day “Red Center” tour, which went to King’s Canyon, Uluru and Kata Tjuta. Nearly all the tourists that passed through Glen Helen left the next morning to drive to King’s Canyon, which would be followed the day after by a drive to Uluru, so I was pretty pumped to actually SEE these places for myself. The tour bus was packed to capacity, but much to my pleasant surprise there was a familiar face onboard, someone I’d come across in my earlier travels. Small world!

Day 1 was July 1st, which I did not have last year. If you recall the title of my very first blog, it was "Qantas Ate My Friday." That Friday was July 1, 2011. My first July 1st in 2 years! I spent it on the long drive to King’s Canyon, followed by the 3-hour canyon rim walk upon our arrival. The walk was really stunning, one of my favorites that I’ve done thus far in Australia. It also helped that our guide was really good. New to the guiding world, but he’s going to be a great one down the road. Here’s one of the photos I took, although the pictures don’t really do it justice:


King’s Canyon was really unique and pretty. I’m SO glad that I did the walk in the winter though. The initial ascent to the top of the canyon is nick-named heart attack hill, because more than one tourist has had a myocardial infarction on the walk up. The walk was perfect because it was nice and cool. I even kept my hoodie on for most of it. If I had to do that in 100+ degree heat, I think I would have hated King’s Canyon with every fiber of my being. Camping accommodation for the night was in swags. These swags were nice and big, you could actually squeeze in two people if you wanted. All the other swags I’ve slept in during my travels have been short and narrow. There was a guy on my Kimberley tour who didn’t even fit in the thing, it was so small.

The next day - my one year anniversary in Australia, July 2nd - was driving to Uluru, also known by the white man name of Ayers Rock. Uluru, along with the Sydney Opera House, are probably Australia’s most iconic images. I was happy to finally get to The Rock. After a year of putzing around the country, Australia’s iconic rock and I were finally going to meet face to face. Here we are:


The rock is huge. It’s 1,140 feet tall, and the walk that I did around the base was about 6 miles long. That’s no small pebble. You can climb up to the top as well, but I elected not to for a couple of reasons. 1) It’s hard. People die with regular frequency, and you have to have a pretty good fitness level to make it up the initial ascent. About 40% of those who attempt the climb have to turn around and come back down because they can’t do it. 2) Uluru is a sacred Aboriginal spot, and while the climb is open to the public (The government only gave back the land that Uluru is on to the Aboriginal community under the condition that they keep the climb open for all of the foreign tourists who flock to tackle it), there are signs everywhere that ask you not to climb. You can even buy merchandise at the nearby cultural center that says “I didn’t climb Uluru.” So I figured if the traditional owners plead with us not to do it, then it’s sort of not cool to ignore their request and do it anyway.  Plus I’d probably have a heart attack ¼ of the way up. That climb, to quote the one person on the tour who had conquered it previously, is “gnarly.”  I was happy to stick to the base walk, which was pretty amazing unto itself. Uluru is an incredibly sexy rock. Here’s a photo I took on my camera’s “super vivid” mode. It’s my new favorite setting, it makes Australian landscapes look like Mars!


The last day of the 3-day tour was visiting Kata Tjuta, also known as the Olgas. It’s not too far away from Uluru, so we woke up at our Uluru campsite and then drove over to Kata Tjuta for sunrise. The walk that we did was about 2 hours in duration, and was through the valley of the formations shown below:


The walk was very up and down, but not too intense. The rock formations of Kata Tjuta are very different from Uluru, which was also very different from King’s Canyon. That’s what was so cool about the trip. Spent 3 days looking at rocks, and gaps in rocks, but it was all so amazingly different and well worth the schlep out to the middle of nowhere to see it all.

After returning back to Alice Springs, the next morning I took a greyhound bus down to Coober Pedy, South Australia. Farwell to the Northern Territory! It was time to start heading back down to the bottom (and cold) part of the country. Coober Pedy is a really odd place. It’s the opal capital of the world. Something like 90% of the world’s opal comes from this random spot in the middle of the South Australian outback. Coober Pedy is a town and all, but it’s strange. It’s more of a bunch of opal shops, restaurants, hotels and gas stations spread out amongst barren, desolate hills. Coober Pedy is famous also for how its resident live. It gets HOT during the summer. Brutally hot. A majority of the residents actually live underground, in the hills surrounding the main street. It’s cooler in the heat of the summer, and a bit warmer in the winter. My hostel was actually underground as well. Here’s a photo of my dorm room.


It’s essentially an underground lair. The kitchen and bathrooms though, were some of the cleanest and tidiest I’ve seen during my travels. Very modern and spic and span.

I went on a 4-hour afternoon tour of the town’s surrounding areas, and it was worth it to actually see the opal mining areas up close. Here’s a bunch of holes.


That’s what opal mining does to the landscape. There are miles and miles of fields that look exactly like this one. Giant piles of rubble, with deadly 100 feet deep holes next to them. We weren’t allowed to get out of the bus to look around, because some of the holes are hard to spot. It goes without saying that if you fall into a 100-foot deep mining shaft, you are not coming back up alive.

I had about 24 hours in Coober Pedy before getting back on greyhound to head to my beloved Adelaide for a 4th and (blissfully) final time. The bus left at 7:30 pm and arrived at 6:25 am this morning. I haven’t spent the night on a greyhound bus since the infamous 2002 Florida plane disaster. Thankfully, Australian greyhound is a bit classier than its American cousin. The buses and clientele aren’t quite as sketchy, and I lucked out that the bus wasn’t full. I parked myself in the very back seat and curled up into a ball to get a few hours of sleep during the journey. I’ve got one more overnight bus ride when I do the east coast. Hopefully I’ll be just as lucky then!

What’s next? Two days in Adelaide, then I fly to Cairns! Yes! I am finally travelling Australia’s famous east coast. Most tourists who come to Australia only travel the east coast, and then go home. I’ve been here over a year now, and still have not set foot in Queensland. I’m pretty excited! I’ve got scuba diving, snorkeling, white sandy beaches, Steve Irwin’s famous zoo and Australian theme parks coming up in the next 3 weeks. It will be a grand finale to the end of an epic year. Stay tuned!

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